Conservative Watchdog Seeks FCC Probe Into Jimmy Kimmel Live

NFL Kickoff Delay Pushes Fallon's Tonight Show to Latest Start Ever

Drew Barrymore Reprises David Letterman Desk Dance on Colbert

New Mr. Bill Show to Compete Against SNL (Kind Of)

Stephen Colbert Makes Case for Public Radio in Late Show Interview with NPR Chief

Fallon's Tonight Show Is Headed to Detroit for One-Night-Only Special

Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor to Visit Colbert's Late Show

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Whoa: This Pigeon That Gets To Have Its Nest Inside The Big Bright ‘O’ In This Liquor Store Sign Must Be The Pigeon Version Of A Billionaire

That Explains It: George R.R. Martin Has Been Trying To Submit The Manuscript For ‘The Winds Of Winter’ For The Past Six Years But Can’t Get The PDF Attached To The Email To His Publisher

Netanyahu Warns Trump That Australia Is Just Decades Away From Producing Nuclear Submarines

Labor Extends Glencore Coal Mine as Gaslighting Officially Added to National Energy Mix

Focusing Country’s Entire Security Apparatus on Arts Students With Watermelon Earrings Really Paying Off

The Honeymoon Is Over: This Couple Went From Shaking Hands 20 Times A Month When They Started Dating To Only Shaking Hands Once Or Twice A Month After Getting Married

Migrants Failing to Assimilate, 200-Year Study Finds

“If They Don’t Like It Here They Can Leave” Say People Who Don’t Like It, but Are Curiously Still Here

David Stratton Gives His Obituary Three out of Five Stars

Qantas To Pay $90 Million Fine as 3,376 Billion Frequent Flyer Points Redeemable on Any Flight Between Townsville and Kabul, Between Jan and Feb 2047

White House Recognises Palestine After Starving Orphan Dons an Armani Three-Piece

Productivity Roundtable Finds Nation’s Efficiency Hit Record Lows After David Pocock’s Shirtless Instagram Posts

Erin Patterson Sentenced to 20 Years of Listening to Podcasts About Herself

Local Gym Teacher Enjoying All The Attention He’s Getting From English Faculty Today For Some Reason

Bob Katter Threatens To Punch Ancestry.com Results for Saying He’s Lebanese

Highlighting The Risks: The Surgeon General Is Adding A Graphic Photo Of A Guy Who Got His Penis Caught In A Zipper To The Front Of Every Pair Of Pants

Take Care Of Yourself: 4 Boundaries To Set With Your Fetus

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