Banning alcohol adverts to instantly stop UK getting pissed

Dr Dre, and six other musical doctors who in a medical emergency should sit the f**k down

The Whites-Only Healing Field and a Spitfire flypast: My dream of a right-wing Glastonbury

New hit reality show begs to answer the question, "Do you want to ruin your life!?"

New Trump phone automatically adds users to classified war plan group chats

Netanyahu claims his dog ate his evidence that Iran has a nuke

Millennial smugly tells Zoomer that WMD propaganda was way better back when they were a teen

Israel claims that killing civilians is bad

Trump to use SpaceX Starships to bomb Iran

Trump accuses Iran of not buying him enough jets

Ukraine 'weeks away' from developing nuclear weapons, claims Putin

Greenland pauses nuclear programme

Defence industry lobbyist reckons we need to go to war

Albanese says his position on bombing Iran was unilaterally decided by America

Jeff Bezos’ Italian Wedding By The Numbers

New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Would Have Driven Selves To Extinction Through Greed And Complacency Anyway

Improperly Dressed Applebee’s Diner Provided Loaner Stained Hoodie

Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle

A wife's guide to meeting the unique needs of Laurence Fox

Dad ready to unleash summer of lawnsplaining hell

Charm of child on Zoom call rapidly dissipating

Trump to swear through rest of f**king presidency

First in at Glastonbury enjoying some pretty sweet bogs

Trump not invited to post-summit Warhammer game

New Cirque du Soleil show apparently different from the others

Liberals promise anti-democratic components of Bill C-5 will be used sparingly

Man's weight loss resolution already complete thanks to a diet of raw milk, raw chicken, and raw salmonella