Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy

During a speech aimed at convincing MAGA supporters that his administration didn't withhold crucial information from the 'Epstein files,' President Trump invited Jeffrey Epstein on stage to dispel any conspiracy theories. 'Hey, everybody, I’m Jeffrey—you probably know me from the pedophile stuff in the news,' the financier reportedly joked to a crowd of right-wing influencers and the press. He humorously insisted he did kill himself and was indeed dead, claiming there were no suspicious marks on his neck. Epstein jestingly offered to recount the uneventful moments when his prison cell's security tape blacked out, dismissing the whole ordeal as overblown. He ended by patting his empty pockets, asserting there was no such thing as a client list.

Source: The Onion (USA)

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