In a comically exaggerated report from The Onion, a loyal MAGA voter decided to take drastic measures to rid himself of any fleeting uncertainties regarding former President Trump. The satirical piece imagines a scenario where the voter, faced with sudden and unwelcome doubts, resorts to drilling a hole in his skull in hopes of reaffirming his steadfast belief in Trump.

This article, in true Onion fashion, pokes fun at the lengths to which some supporters might go to maintain their political convictions, turning a mundane moment of doubt into a hilariously absurd situation.