There's a new Superman movie in town, directed by none other than James Gunn. The Onion spills the beans on what you need to know about this latest installment.

Q: What's the scoop on Superman?

A: In this version, Superman is reconnecting with his roots by opening a Kryptonian restaurant in a skeptical Midwestern town. Go figure!

Q: How long is the movie?

A: It’s approximately five concealed PBR tallboys long. Time to stock up!

Q: Any chance Spider-Man is swinging by?

A: Nope, wrong superhero, but don't worry, this one's got its own cool vibes!

Q: Where can I catch it?

A: If you’re fluent in Mandarin, you might just find a sneak peek on WATCHMOVIESNOWHD123.COM.

Q: Who's the target audience?

A: Girlfriends desperate for a date night might just be willing to make some concessions.

Q: When's the next reboot?

A: Wait about 45 minutes into this one. Buckle up!