The comedy competition offering the audience a prize
THURSDAY 26TH JUNE
Charm of child on Zoom call rapidly dissipating
Trump to swear through rest of f**king presidency
First in at Glastonbury enjoying some pretty sweet bogs
Trump not invited to post-summit Warhammer game
Mathew Horne to star in Britpop play
Judi Love announces a new tour
Katherine Ryan joins The Bad Guys 2
WEDNESDAY 25TH JUNE
New Cirque du Soleil show apparently different from the others
Liberals promise anti-democratic components of Bill C-5 will be used sparingly
Man's weight loss resolution already complete thanks to a diet of raw milk, raw chicken, and raw salmonella
There Goes His Night: This Guy Just Flipped Over The Menu And Found It Is Blank
An Incredible Honor: Gettysburg Battlefield Has Just Been Officially Named A UNESCO World ‘W.T.F?? Moment’ Site
Trump Assures Nation Uncommonly Violent Ceasefire In Effect
Taylor Swift Wakes Up From Nightmare Where Travis Kelce Wins Oscar Before Her
FEMA Head Under Fire After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System
Friend who doesn't follow the news might be onto something
The strict rules all GPs must follow before they prescribe Mounjaro
Lake District unveils new slogan 'The Lake District: never f**king worth it'
Writing 'Gareth is a bender' in the toilets: the terrorist acts you committed as a child, according to Labour
Working-class man thinks Nutribullet is sex toy
Middle East fixed, proclaims Trump
Shit: football bouncing across park right towards you
Queen memorial to include Prince Phillip off to one side bored shitless
Succession's Brian Cox announces tour
TUESDAY 24TH JUNE
Trump urges Americans to just remember whatever bullshit let them support Iraq War
Forever Alive In Our Hearts: Bryan Johnson Just Walked Into The Sea After Announcing He Only Ever Wanted To Live Long Enough To See The Live-Action ‘Lilo And Stitch’
Pete Hegseth Wondering Whether Uranium Would Be A Good Mixer