In a surprising announcement, former President Donald Trump has assured the nation that a ceasefire is currently in effect, but with an unusual twist - it's 'uncommonly violent.' While ceasefires are generally associated with peace and calm, this one seems to have taken a detour into the realm of the absurd.

Citizens are left to wonder if this new breed of ceasefire involves unconventional tactics like pillow fights or perhaps an enthusiastic game of dodgeball. Whatever the case, Trump's statement has certainly added a touch of comedy to international relations, leaving everyone guessing what exactly an 'uncommonly violent ceasefire' looks like.