Collywobblers Comedy @ UNION Battersea SW11 Martin Davis, Julian Deane , Malinda Mukuma , Joe Haddad Plus Special Guest TBC & MC Sion James

Sunday 21st September 2025 Collywobblers Comedy @ UNION Battersea SW11  

Martin Davis, Julian Deane , Joe Haddad , Malinda Mukuma Plus Special Guest TBC  & MC Sion James

Collywobblers Comedy are very excited to bring brilliant live comedy to UNION Battersea SW11

Come enjoy some great live comedy and delicious drinks in your local cosy Battersea Boozer

We bring you fantastic line up of comedy talent including infamous Comedy Circuit legend Martin Davis who returns to London after living in South Africa for nearly two decades. Call most people 'a parrot-faced twat' and you might expect a punch in the throat. Martin Davis puts it on his CV. “Davis is very, very good – and as host, held the show together” Daily Mirror "a hilarious parrot-faced twat!" Viz , Julian Deane - multi award winning comedian and cult podcast star "Deliciously twisted. a stream of seriously good gags. quick, sharply written and endlessly repeatable lines" The Guardian , Joe Haddad- Brit born Palestinian South London comedian, Malinda Mukuma "Charming, unexpected and utterly compelling. Definitely one to watch" - Banana Cabaret Plus Special Guest TBC providing the lols all hosted by your cheeky charming host & MC Sion James in a friendly cosy atmosphere of the South West London gem that is UNION Battersea!

The Union Pub is a welcoming community pub with a large beer garden and only short stroll from Battersea Park & Albert Bridge.

Collywobblers Comedy was recently mentioned in The Londonist List Of the all-time best comedy clubs in London, in their humble opinion — the GOAT London comedy clubs; venues bringing the creme de la creme of mirthmakers, consistently.

Limited Capacity Maximum Fun! : Book Now to Avoid Disappointment

Book Tickets Online :  

£12.50 Advanced Ticket

£10 Limited Early Bird Tickets

£15 Door Price ( Subject to availability-so highly recommend booking well in advance!)

For information and group reservations please contact sionjamescomedy@me.com or text 07734805817

Doors 7pm Comedy Show 8pm to 10.45pm, Two Intervals.

UNION 109 Battersea Bridge Road, Battersea, South West London, SW11 3AT

Nearest Transport- Clapham Junction BR (Approx 1mile) Fulham Broadway(1.5miles) located west of Battersea Park so not  so near tube however bus stop is opposite the pub, several bus routes to/from Clapham Junction /Chelsea etc e.g. 49, 345 5 - 10 mins bus from Sloane sq or South Kensington tube , 2 mins from Battersea park / Albert Bridge side. Check TFL for best route. Free Street Parking

Line up :

Martin Davis
Infamous Comedy Circuit Comedian & Audience favourite Martin Davis returns to the UK after living in South Africa for nearly two decades.
Call most people 'a parrot-faced twat' and you might expect a punch in the throat. Martin Davis puts it on his CV.
For this lively comic's distinctive features are perhaps his greatest asset - and certainly the source for plenty of material. Visually, at least, you could say he was born to be a comic.
“Davis is very, very good – and as host, held the show together” Daily Mirror 
“On the ball, Davis, a consummate professional, never dies” Cape Times
"a hilarious parrot-faced twat!" Viz

Julian Deane
Widely celebrated for his ingenious punchlines, Julian Deane is a multi-award-winning British stand up comedian and writer. Within a few years of starting stand up comedy, he was named Best New Comedian by the Comedy Café in London and won the ITV Stand Up Hero competitions. Winner of Laughing Horse New Act of the Year Winner ( Previous Winners Greg Davies , Russell Kane )
Co-Host of the legendary ’Two Vegan Idiots’ Podcast.
"Deliciously twisted. a stream of seriously good gags. quick, sharply written and endlessly repeatable lines" The Guardian

Joe Haddad
Brit born Palestinian comedian will take you on a 1001 tales of his upbringing, mostly because it works as a form of therapy for him.

Malinda Mukuma
"Charming, unexpected and utterly compelling. Definitely one to watch" - Banana Cabaret
BBC New Comedy Awards 2023 Semi-finalist  Tour Support for Markus Birdman 2023 & 2025 
Star of New Zealand Comedy Festival 2023 & Melbourne Comedy Festival 2023

Plus Special Guest TBC
Who could it be? it could be a big comedy star trying out some new bits for telly thing or rising star trying out some new gold?
- Either way it could be your new fave comedian?

MC Sion James
"Utterly charming ... Lovable giant' Time Out London

Artists listed are correct at time of going to press, in the unlikely event that an act needs to cancel we reserve the right to amend the line up without notice and no refunds will be due. We will endeavour to bring back that artist to this venue in the future.