Really? We’re Fucking Doing This Again?

Australia Announces Support for US Invasion of [INSERT COUNTRY HERE]

“Yeah, But Remember How Kamala Laughed Weird?” Defends Trump Voter Being Enlisted to Iran

How to pretend everyone loves your dog as much as you do

Ticking wrong box means man forced to be gay in new job

This war in Middle East going to be different

Everything you already don't want to know about the Iran conflict

The Ayatollah Khamenei I knew, by Peter Mandelson

How to do it like in the movies, with the Mash sex columnist

Britons sheltering in place in Dubai still aren't paying any tax

We ask you: Is it unfair to ask Royal Mail to deliver letters?

'A knowing homage to Debbie Does Dallas': How to talk about porn like it's cinema

Getting elected with Muslim votes is illegal actually, sniffs Farage

Man nostalgic for his 20s, which at the time he hated

The Green Menace wants to IMPROVE your living standards and SAVE the planet

How to accept your girlfriend's best friend knows everything about your sex life

The Archbishop of Canterbury on… the shameful bloodsport of persecuting Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor

Dodged a f**king bullet there, says Burnham

'Men weren't made to be monogamous' says man referring to himself specifically

By-election to be seismic realignment of British politics if Reform or Greens win but unimportant if it's Labour

Trusting girlfriend just wants to look through every message man has ever received or sent

Woman spends three days evening out eyeliner

How I've talked six out of nine bridge jumpers out of it, which is a good ratio, by Sean Penn

Anyone calling Corbyn the leader of Your Party in for lengthy explanation

SXSW Announces 2026 Comedy Festival Lineup

Paddington, and five other icons of quirky Britishness that can f**k off now

Good day, sir! I am a man down the pub trying to sell you shoplifted chocolate