Why casual racism is a fun and rewarding way for a boy to spend his time: an essay by Nigel Farage, aged 13-and-a-half

Your profession, and what swearword describes you

I'm the star, and five other Trump boasts about the Epstein files

Trump explains some authoritarian regimes dislike journalists and wish them dismembered

Matt Canavan Says Plan to Remove Asbestos-Contaminated Sand From Schools is Woke

Are you rich but 'don't feel rich' so are deserving of all the sympathy in the world?

Six things to think about that aren't Trump blowing Clinton

Climate change anxiety 'could be good excuse for drug use'

Epstein files to be more disappointing than The Phantom Menace

Tutor struggling to tell if absolutely dogshit essay is AI

Nothing more embarrassing than fancying someone

Our asylum policy is Nigel Farage's testicles, says Labour, holding them up

Sam Fender, and other artists whose songs are impossible to tell apart

I'm a professional middle-class woman who smokes shitloads of weed. Where's my Daily Mail article?

Bridget Jones statue doesn't look like either Renee Zellweger

You Won’t Believe These “Four Stories” From Josh Wolf

Huge Crowd at Sydney Metallica Gig Almost As Big as Average Rental Inspection for Two Bedder

Liberals Launch New Campaign Promoting Benefits of Climate Change

We ask you: Which other people should have their taxes put up?

Amyl & The Sniffers Should’ve Labelled Gig a Nazi Rally if They Wanted It To Go Ahead, Police Say

Richard Hammond, and other men straight blokes would shag if they absolutely had to

Changing room lighting makes you feel bad about your face, body, and life choices

Your astrological week ahead for November 15th, with Psychic Bob

Oh, like you've never pretended to be a high-ranking admiral at a Remembrance event

Christmas lights going up a chilling harbinger of horror to come

The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Wes Streeting, yeah that should fix the f**king problem

BBC issues amber Children In Need warning