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I'm a professional middle-class woman who smokes shitloads of weed. Where's my Daily Mail article?

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Huge Crowd at Sydney Metallica Gig Almost As Big as Average Rental Inspection for Two Bedder

Liberals Launch New Campaign Promoting Benefits of Climate Change

We ask you: Which other people should have their taxes put up?

Amyl & The Sniffers Should’ve Labelled Gig a Nazi Rally if They Wanted It To Go Ahead, Police Say

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Oh, like you've never pretended to be a high-ranking admiral at a Remembrance event

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Wes Streeting, yeah that should fix the f**king problem

BBC issues amber Children In Need warning

Storm 'gets some people wet'

Sussan Ley Says Party Is Totally Committed to Paris Framework for Achieving Net Zero, Except for the Bit About Achieving Net Zero

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I merely had a nice chat with an ex-employee while never enquiring into her hellish situation, Trump explains

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Wanking never loses its sparkle, 98-year-old confirms

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Difference between Foster's and piss narrows further

Sorry for being lying, state-owned fifth-column gay Hampstead Marxists: my draft apology for the BBC

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