Happy Mondays Comedy at The Amersham Arms New Cross : Clinton Baptiste , Chris Ford, Eoghan Collins , Audrey Simmons , John Smith Plus Special Guest TBC & MC Sion James

Monday 22nd September 2025 Happy Mondays Comedy at The Amersham Arms New Cross : 

Clinton Baptiste , Chris Ford, Eoghan Collins , Audrey Simmons , John Smith Plus Special Guest TBC & MC Sion James

Legendary Happy Mondays Comedy bring you weekly live comedy, kick off your week in style , come hear brand new jokes & fresh ideas from stars of TV, Radio & comedy circuit & beyond. Don't miss chance to see the phenomenal Clinton Baptiste new gems from the hapless, unsubtle psychic Clinton Baptiste from Peter Kay’s C4 smash Phoenix Nights, Chris Ford audiences often describe Chris as the "gay best friend you always wanted" , Eoghan Collins- Described as 'Colin Farrell if he had been living under a hedge' by The Evening Standard, promising newbie Audrey Simmons,  deliciously dark South London based Geordie John Smith- “Pick of the week....beautifully written jokes” - The Guardian  Plus Special Guest TBC providing the lols all hosted by your cheeky compere Sion James in the friendly atmosphere of The Amersham Arms. ( Across the Road from New Cross station)

Spacious venue with Drinks offers e.g. Pint of Guinness £4.50 Lagers £4.30 a pint!🍺 Bottle of Wine £12.95 🍷

Front Pub Bar is open all day for pre show drinks for early arrivals

Student Discounted Tickets , Tickets with Donations to Lewisham Foodbank

Great Value Live Comedy in a Great Live venue

Please email happymondayscomedy@gmail.com so we can reserve you seats together if booking or groups of 3 or more.

Presented by Happy Mondays Comedy.

This is an 18+ event.

Advanced Tickets available Online 

Advanced Booking £8 
General Admission + Additional Lewisham Foodbank Donation £12.50
Student Discount Ticket  £5

Doors 7.30pm Show 8.00pm to approx 10.30pm, Including Interval(s)

The Amersham Arms 388 New Cross Rd, New Cross, London SE14 6TY

Nearest Transport : New Cross Zone 2 ( 2 mins walk) or Free Street parking available nearby

Line Up :

Clinton Baptiste ( Work in Progress)
Don't miss a chance to see some new gems Britain’s most celebrated clairvoyant medium psychic -Star of Peter Kay’s C4 smash "Phoenix Nights " as heard on Radio X , Come see show stealing Clinton warming up for his UK tour...Be warned! Clairvoyant, medium and psychic Clinton Baptiste, takes you on an unforgettable spiritual journey beyond the Celestial Curtain...
“From the moment Lowe dances onto the stage the audience absolutely loves his show.” BRUCE DESSAU
“unashamedly crowd pleasing” BEYOND THE JOKE.  “old-fashioned comedy at its best.” British Theatre Guide

Chris Ford 
Camp preacher. Promising oldie. Finalist in loads of competitions. Never win. Knobbly knees. Drawing from his experiences growing up as a strict Jehovah’s Witness and working as an A&E nurse in central London, his comedy offers a unique and deeply relatable perspective. Audiences often describe Chris as the "gay best friend you always wanted"

Eoghan Collins
Described as 'Colin Farrell if he had been living under a hedge' by The Evening Standard - is a musical comedian with material that has an undercurrent of tongue-in-cheek darkness set to punchy pop melodies rounded out by a sincere charm.
Finalist Show Me The Funny Comp 2024 & UK Musical Comedy Awards 2025.

Audrey Simmons
Still practically brand new to the stand-up scene, Audrey is stepping into the spotlight , armed with a fresh perspective and a healthy dose of stage fright and  Come witness the birth of a comedic voice... or at least a valiant attempt!

John Smith
Deliciously dark Lewisham based Geordie making a comeback following a long sabbatical, if you like your humour a little on the dark side you will love John! “Pick of the week....beautifully written jokes” - Guardian

Plus Special Guest TBC
Who could it be? it could be a big comedy star trying out some new bits for telly thing or rising star trying out some new gold?
- Either way it could be your new fave comedian?

MC Sion James
"Utterly charming ... Lovable giant' Time Out London

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Artists listed are correct at time of going to press, in the unlikely event that an act needs to cancel we reserve the right to amend the line up without notice and no refunds will be due. We will endeavour to bring back that artist to this venue in the future.