LOS ALAMOS, NM—The phrase 'you on the apps?' reportedly started what is being called the world’s bleakest conversation, according to sources. The dialogue quickly turned into a debate over whether Bumble is better than Tinder, cementing its status as one of the most depressing exchanges ever. The conversation was filled with awkward silences and phrases like 'for sure, for sure' and 'oh, yeah, totally,' further ensuring its place in the annals of dismal human interactions. At the end of this dreary exchange, both participants reportedly went home together to engage in what is described as some of the planet's most mundane and joyless sexual activity.