In a shocking revelation that no one saw coming, FIFA has been told that the World Cup belongs to the casual fans who remember the tournament exists approximately every four years. These fans, who barely recall the offside rule and confuse VAR with vacuum cleaners, are apparently the true audience of the world's biggest football event.

It's a gentle reminder that football, with all its thrilling goals and dramatic penalties, is a universal spectacle meant to bring together everyone. Yes, even those who think Lionel Messi is a type of pasta and can't name a single player outside the World Cup years. So, here's to the casual fans, who make the World Cup an even more diverse and entertaining event!