Woman with black, square head furious she's been outed in Epstein files

A woman named Emma Howard, whose head is shaped like a perfect black square, is infuriated after being identified in the Epstein files. Despite her distinctive appearance, she had hoped her identity would remain hidden.

Emma, who resembles a typical redaction due to a congenital abnormality, is planning to sue the Department of Justice for failing to protect her identity. She stated, "There I am with Prince Andrew lying across my lap in Sandringham and horsing around in a pool with Bill Clinton, my obsidian oblong features plain for the world to see."

Emma expressed her frustration over the lack of effort to conceal her identity, suggesting alternatives like blurring or pixelating her face or hiding it behind a fuchsia rectangle. She lamented the irony of fitting in perfectly with other protected individuals due to her unique features.

She also humorously noted that Donald Trump's features were also covered by a black square, which was doubly necessary as he allegedly wore blackface to be racially insensitive during the parties.

Source: The Daily Mash (UK)

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