Get ready for an epic showdown as the boss of Wetherspoons steps into the ring with none other than Elon Musk and Ryanair. Dubbed the 'three-way twat battle', this contest is set to be a comedic clash of titans, with each contestant bringing their unique flair to the competition.

Fans of sarcasm and satire can expect a delightful display of wit and humor as these three figures compete for the coveted title of supreme 'twat'. With Musk's quirky tech antics, Ryanair's infamous customer service, and Wetherspoons' pub politics, the stage is set for a hilarious confrontation.

So, grab your popcorn and prepare for a laugh-out-loud event that promises to be as entertaining as it is absurd. May the best 'twat' win!