WASHINGTON—Despite the president's sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American pedophiles. “Even though his polling numbers among Americans who are not sexually attracted to children have hit a second-term low, the president's approval rating is still an impressive 80% among child rapists with household incomes between $30,000 and $80,000,” said polling analyst Lily Willis. The poll suggests that Trump's agenda appeals to those concerned with kitchen table issues like affording underage services. Additionally, Trump's economic policies, such as tariffs and lower gas prices, are popular among pedophiles who rely on trafficking children across state lines. Interestingly, Trump's support remains high among ephebophiles, those attracted to teenagers, similar to Trump himself. Meanwhile, Democratic strategists are reportedly seeking ways to appeal to this crucial voting bloc to avoid a midterm election disaster.