The Covid inquiry is set to publish more findings about how the pandemic was handled. But forget the official reports, here are the five adult videos that truly capture how the nation coped.

Standard big tit stuff

The pandemic's early days were filled with fear, loneliness, and a peculiar increase in searches for buxom entertainers like Angela White. It was a 'horny fight or flight response', not the start of a wanking marathon.

A risque dip into threesomes

As the weeks dragged on, the thirst for 'huge naturals' was quenched. Enter the world of online threesomes, a distraction from the endless quest for alcohol. But let's not get too wild, it was still all about the 'two women and a guy' setup.

Odd POV step-sibling videos

While Captain Tom circled his garden and the NHS was applauded, a hidden reality unfolded: a growing addiction to videos featuring step-sibling scenarios. Why this genre thrived is a mystery, much like why you watched it daily.

Full-blown freaky, kinky clips

As the death toll mounted, so did the need for more extreme content. By September, only the wildest gangbangs and tentacle porn could spark interest. Forget about key workers, the real pandemic warriors were those juggling a smut addiction with remote work.

Anything with a glimmer of wholesomeness

Post-pandemic, some discovered anti-vax rallies, while others embraced simplicity. Meanwhile, you scoured Pornhub for tender moments, learning that 'wholesome' isn't in their vocabulary. But now, five years on, you're back to the weird stuff, and all is well again.