WAKING up with a hangover so intense that the buzzing from my head is a danger to overhead air traffic communications, I reflect on another busy ecclesiastical week.

The Archbishop humorously suggests a modern rewrite of The Lord’s Prayer, featuring lines like 'Harold be thy name' and 'deliver us from that cunt Farage.' This updated version has apparently become a hit on YouTube, with children reciting it with gusto.

He then shifts his focus to Winston Marshall, former Mumford & Sons member, now a controversial YouTuber. The Archbishop doesn't hold back, expressing his disbelief at Marshall's transformation and questioning the media ecosystem that allows such figures to thrive.

The Archbishop also comments on recent political events, criticizing Kemi Badenoch for her response to an antisemitic attack and mocking The Motoring Party's priorities. He wraps up with a jab at the media's role in the rise of Reform UK, with a special mention of Nigel Farage.

Throughout, the Archbishop maintains a humorous and irreverent tone, offering a comedic take on serious issues.