COUNT Binface is clearly the favorite to win the Clacton by-election, but he's facing stiff competition from a roster of equally entertaining candidates.

The Rejoin EU Party is counting on Clacton's bigoted pensioners, hoping they'll overlook the Brexit fatigue in the Remain stronghold of Essex.

Laurence Fox, representing the Reclaim Party, brings his unique brand of politics, known mostly for his social media posts and chicken filming escapades, but hey, at least he's gaining community service experience!

Protect British Wildlife may not be officially standing, but who could resist a hedgehog? Their past clashes with Binface could reignite, perhaps leading to a spectacle of metal-bin-headbutting action.

Stop 5G Mind Control is here to expose 'the truth' about 5G, with hopes of enlightening the 'sheeple' about conspiracy theories that even Bill Gates and Davos would envy.

The Official Monster Raving Loony Party and their quirky policies like three-pack socks are set to duel with Binface's own comedic manifesto. Let the Rag Week for over-60s commence!

The Lord Druid Simon of Avalon and Avebury might just summon King Arthur's knights to assist, but it's more likely they'll just end up with some poorly designed leaflets. Here's hoping for a medieval twist to the electoral drama!