In the thrilling world of new relationships, every detail about your partner is captivating. But let's face it, admitting that your movie nights are dominated by films about violent robots might not be the best move. Instead, why not pretend your film taste is as refined as a vintage wine?
Instead of Goodfellas, say La Dolce Vita
Swoon your partner with your 'knowledge' of Italian cinema. Sure, it lacks mobsters with amusingly sinister midgets, but Anita Ekberg's fountain frolics more than compensate. Just remember to wax lyrical about Fellini's visionary direction.
Instead of Jurassic Park, say Le Voyage dans la Lune
Nothing says 'sophisticated' like dropping a French title. With any luck, your date's French is as rusty as an old bike chain. Just focus on its pioneering special effects and avoid mentioning any moon-based space Nazis.
Instead of The Matrix, say 2001: A Space Odyssey
Keanu Reeves may be cool, but Stanley Kubrick's existential sci-fi epic makes you look like a philosopher. Discuss profound questions about humanity and AI, and resist the urge to hum that tune from the TV ad.
Instead of Transformers, say Metropolis
Swap out the robot battles for Fritz Lang's silent masterpiece, which influenced more films than you can shake a stick at. Just make sure not to mention the absence of Superman or your favorite actors.
Instead of Independence Day, say Brief Encounter
Avoid the Del Boy blunder of expecting alien invasions in this classic romance. Instead, serenade your partner with insights about its emotional use of Rachmaninoff.
Instead of Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, say Rear Window
Switch out cockney capers for Hitchcock's suspense. Keep your love for Vinnie Jones under wraps, along with those retro magazines.
Instead of Jaws, actually you can keep that
This one's a bona fide classic, so feel free to nerd out about Spielberg's storytelling genius. Just skip the part about your childhood shark fears.
Source: The Daily Mash (UK)