Seafood, and why you can never, ever trust it, by Harry Kane

HELLO! It’s me, Harry Kane, here to discuss the perils of seafood. Despite being a top striker, I've always had my doubts about what's lurking beneath the ocean's surface. Just like our recent match against Ghana, seafood is unpredictable and, frankly, a bit fishy. You never know when it might turn on you.

Source: The Daily Mash (UK)

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