Roll up, roll up! Nigel Farage, the ringmaster of political circus, invites you to marvel at his latest collection of politicians that have fallen out of favor with the British public. With his impeccable foresight, Farage has assembled a troupe of venal turncoats, f**kwits, and former BoJo loyalists for your voting pleasure!

Feast your eyes on his newest addition, Robert Jenrick, who was tossed out of the Conservative party like a bad batch of beef. Now he's here, oblivious to the fact that he was part of the gang that broke Britain. But wait, there's more!

Introducing Nadhim Zahawi, the opportunist who snagged the chancellor's role under Boris Johnson when everyone else was jumping ship. He's only joined because they didn't make him a Lord! Fancy casting your vote his way?

And let's not forget about Nadine Dorries, Andrea Jenkyns, or Danny Kruger, who helped morph the Tories into what some call the Lib Dems. These are the very right-wing loons we're counting on to win your hearts!

No longer just outsiders, Farage's crew is now the face of political failure, showcasing a curated collection of 'shits' who think a new label will win over the voters. Even the most avid online supporters are puzzled by Jenrick's inclusion, with more surprises like Suella Braverman still to come. Roll up, roll up! Who will dare to vote for this lineup?