New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Would Have Driven Selves To Extinction Through Greed And Complacency Anyway

ITHACA, NY—Shedding new light on the vanished reptiles that once dominated the planet, paleontologists at Cornell University told reporters that dinosaurs would have likely driven themselves to extinction through greed and complacency, even if the asteroid hadn't hit. This new theory adds a satirical twist to the classic extinction narrative.

Source: The Onion (USA)

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