In a move that has left some scratching their heads and others breathing a sigh of relief, the new high-speed rail link between Birmingham and Manchester is set to bypass Stoke-on-Trent entirely. That's right, folks! Stoke-on-Trent is the new Bermuda Triangle of rail travel—trains will mysteriously swerve around it, leaving the town blissfully train-free.

While some might argue that this decision deprives Stoke-on-Trent of a fast track to the 21st century, others see it as an opportunity to enjoy the tranquility and charm without the whoosh of high-speed trains disrupting their morning tea. It's the perfect spot for those who like their peace and quiet uninterrupted by the hustle and bustle of modern transit.

So, if you're planning a trip from Birmingham to Manchester and fancy a detour, why not make a pit stop in Stoke-on-Trent? Just don't expect the train to get you there. After all, it's the journey that counts, not the destination—especially when the destination decides to duck out of the way!