In a not-so-shocking revelation, the new head honcho at Apple has promised to keep the brand as the number one choice for those who enjoy flaunting their high-end tech. With a wink and a nod to its fanbase, the new boss assured that Apple will continue catering to those who love to be seen with the latest tech bling.

Whether it's the sleek design, the high price tag, or the fact that it makes you feel like you're in a secret club of tech-savvy elites, Apple remains the preferred choice for those who like their gadgets with a side of prestige. So, fear not, Apple enthusiasts – your favorite brand will keep the allure alive, ensuring you can still look down on those lesser brands and their users.