A MAN in his mid-40s is enjoying a gig by dancing with his arms firmly crossed, it has emerged.

Julian Cook is expressing his enjoyment of the latest band getting heavy airplay on 6Music via a dance that involves gently swaying on the spot while tightly crossing his arms across his chest.

Cook, 46, said: “I hope my defensive posture and emotionless expression don’t give the performers the wrong idea. I’m actually having an incredible time.

“It may look standoffish, but gently bobbing back and forth with your arms folded is the equivalent of voguing for a 40-something bloke. In fact it’s even better because you can do it while holding a pint.

“Besides, what else am I supposed to do with my arms? Throw my hands in the air and make gang signs? That’d look even more ridiculous than the strange, unfriendly jig I’m currently doing.

“If you want to give this move a go, it’s really easy. You can even sneak in some practise while you’re waiting for the bus. The trick is to limit movement to your legs, like when you’re lifting a really heavy box.”

Teenage audience member Jack Browne said: “I’m glad I don’t look stupid like that. I prefer to stand still while watching the entire gig through my phone with the brightness on maximum.”