Kohler, WI—In an unexpected twist, Kohler is scrambling to manage a PR crisis after CEO K. David Kohler admitted to the press that he personally never uses toilets. While this revelation might seem flush with irony given his position, Kohler's team is quick to affirm his admiration for the company's flagship product. Diane McCardle, Kohler's assistant director of public relations, clarified that while the CEO prefers more 'natural' alternatives, his comments were taken out of context and should not deter consumer confidence. The company even released a video featuring Kohler himself, smiling and extolling the virtues of Kohler toilets while sitting on one, in an effort to wipe away any doubt.