The Beckham feud reveals having Victoria as a mother isn’t all easy, even when she doesn’t sing. These pop star mothers would be infinitely preferable:

Kim Wilde: Kim has transitioned from an 80s heartthrob to a gardening mum, making her the go-to for a non-intimidating household. Just be wary of aroused dads at garden centers!

Dua Lipa: With patience tested at Glastonbury, Dua is a natural. Bring on those ballet classes and book clubs as she ages into the role!

Adele: Heartbreak expert Adele would offer solace after teenage breakups. Plus, her wealth isn’t too shabby either!

Kate Bush: Perfect for nurturing arty talents. Just don't expect any screen time – phones and TV are a no-go in her household.

Emma Bunton: Baby Spice keeps it sweet and sane without overshadowing your big day or squeezing into old costumes.

Billie Piper: A grounded mum for Doctor Who fans but beware of her past choices in partners – you might end up with a questionable dad!