The possibility that Prime Minister Keir Starmer might find himself in a boozy scenario with former PM Liz Truss is growing. With rumors of his potential resignation, Starmer is predicted to find solace in Truss, who famously had the shortest tenure in office.

As they drown their political sorrows with dirty martinis, their shared grievances could spark unexpected chemistry. In a twist of fate, the pair might even start a new political project, threatening the current two-party system with a party built on mutual denial and grudges.

This satirical scenario suggests that if Starmer wants to avoid this comical outcome, he must stay in office and continue leading the country, preventing the birth of a political Frankenstein.