Jeff Bezos’ Italian Wedding By The Numbers

Jeff Bezos, Amazon founder and the world’s second richest man, wed his fiancé Lauren Sanchez in a lavish, multi-day ceremony this week in Venice, Italy. The Onion examines the facts and figures behind the event.

4,976: Number of Amazon fulfillment center workers who fainted on the job to make this possible

25: Yacht pileup in the Grand Canal

120: Gladiatorial combatants fighting to death in reception pit

2,500 ml: Amount of lip filler present

AFU826: Serial number of warehouse container holding Sanchez’s ex-husband

0: Childhood friends

2.5: Kardashians expected to attend

357: Hours you’d have to work to afford a single centerpiece

45: Seconds Oprah Winfrey is willing to spend chatting with Katy Perry

10 p.m.: Time DJ a hard out unless he paid double-rate in cash for extra hour

Source: The Onion (USA)

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