Jeff Bezos, Amazon founder and the world’s second richest man, wed his fiancé Lauren Sanchez in a lavish, multi-day ceremony this week in Venice, Italy. The Onion examines the facts and figures behind the event.
4,976: Number of Amazon fulfillment center workers who fainted on the job to make this possible
25: Yacht pileup in the Grand Canal
120: Gladiatorial combatants fighting to death in reception pit
2,500 ml: Amount of lip filler present
AFU826: Serial number of warehouse container holding Sanchez’s ex-husband
0: Childhood friends
2.5: Kardashians expected to attend
357: Hours you’d have to work to afford a single centerpiece
45: Seconds Oprah Winfrey is willing to spend chatting with Katy Perry
10 p.m.: Time DJ a hard out unless he paid double-rate in cash for extra hour
Source: The Onion (USA)