Jacinta Price Migrates out of Shadow Ministry

Liberal Senator Jacinta Nampijinpa Price has humorously expressed her condolences to immigrant communities after being 'forcefully migrated' out of the shadow ministry. This tongue-in-cheek remark follows her recent ousting from the shadow cabinet.


Price jested, "I used to think migrants did nothing but steal people's jobs, but I now understand that they are people who were fleeing a place they could no longer stay."


Since her departure, she has applied for asylum status and is seeking refuge with the National Party, although Pauline Hanson's One Nation humorously told her, "Fuck off we're full!"


However, Price sees a silver lining in her demotion. As the former head of what could have been Australia's own Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) under a Liberal government, she quips that her sacking demonstrates her commitment to reducing government waste.


The senator plans to use her newfound spare time to devise new ways to be a 'ticking time bomb' for the Coalition until she eventually forms her own MAGA-themed minor party.

Source: The Shovel (AUS)

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