TAYLOR Swift is contemplating just how many hit songs would come from cancelling her wedding just before it happened.

The 36-year-old is set to wed an American man of farm-assured breeding stock tomorrow, but cannot stop thinking about the commercial possibilities of fleeing the venue barefoot at the last minute.

She said: “I definitely love him or whatever, I’ve written those songs. But if I look at this with my marketing hat on, what would really shift units?

“Marital bliss with a podcast bro? Or me running out of Madison Square Garden in a wedding dress, face streaked with mascara, leaping into a yellow cab and commanding him to ‘just drive’? God, imagining that video’s giving me shivers. Two billion views, easy.

“And while I could write a dozen songs about marital bliss with whatsisface tomorrow, they’re not relatable. Unlike a soul-baring double album about my doubts and fears and last-minute decision to centre myself with soaring strings.

“Look at the facts. All Too Well, Blank Space, Anti-Hero: heartbreak scores hits. I could call it The Wedding Album. Six limited-edition transparent vinyls with different coloured confetti in.”

After dismissing the idea as nothing but pre-wedding nerves, Swift is expected to come up with a hook-laden killer chorus and middle eight for a song called Coldest Feet as she walks down the aisle tomorrow.