In a delightful satire, The Daily Mash offers a whimsical guide on explaining the 'nightmarish' pre-Brexit era to today's youth. It humorously suggests that without Brexit, anyone over 18 would now be fodder for the non-existent EU Army and that Leavers faced history's worst persecution, being called 'thick' for ignoring trivial facts about EU membership fees.

The article jests about the difficulty of sending fish by post due to EU regulations, a task now made blissfully simple thanks to Brexit. It also invents the tragic 'Brexit Wars' of 2016, where millions supposedly perished from old age, heroically fighting for the right to avoid using millilitres.

Before Brexit, it claims, healthcare was a fantasy until Nigel Farage's magic NHS appeared with the EU's £350 million, offering modern medical experiences like 12-hour A&E waits, akin to a Holby City episode. Lastly, it jokes about the shame of burgundy passports, now replaced by the powerful blue ones, and credits Brexit for technological advances like TikTok, while advising not to delve too deeply into these miraculous coincidences.