Attractive teachers will finally catch a break from being the stars of teenage fantasies during the long summer holidays.
The end of term means that these hot, mostly female, teachers can take a breather from starring in the implausible daydreams of teenagers, where they are imagined in scandalous scenarios in PE cupboards.
Geography teacher Ellie Shaw commented, "I’m pretty sure ‘out of sight, out of mind’ will stop them thinking about me. Judging by their mock exams, they can’t even remember my name, let alone my, er, assets."
She added, "Am I being presumptuous in thinking my pupils fancy me? Not really. Teenage boys are basically buckets of hormones who’d fancy a fridge if it had long hair."
Meanwhile, pupil Tom Booker confessed, "Miss Shaw is well fit. It’s hard to say what I like about her most – her face, her amazing figure, or those tight skirts. But I think what sets her apart is that she’s three-dimensional."
Tom jovially added, "I wouldn’t be surprised if I’m still fantasizing about her in my 30s or 40s. A teacher who inspires a love of daydreaming is unforgettable."
Source: The Daily Mash (UK)