The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) issued an unusual recall of three navel oranges, not for any health risks, but to demonstrate their juggling skills. Spokesperson John Lavietes humorously called on consumers to bring navel, Valencia, or blood oranges to the nearest FDA office for a juggling show. 'It's been a while, but we can definitely do it,' he said, stressing that the oranges need to be firm for the performance. In a comical twist, the FDA had to recall an additional orange after one rolled under a table.
Source: The Onion (USA)