Dog poo bag in hedge reminds woman of ex

A woman named Joanna Kramer had an unexpected flashback to her past relationship with Tom Booker when she encountered a bag of dog excrement hanging in a hedge. The grey biodegradable bag, filled with a nauseating smell, stirred memories of her three-year relationship, which ended on a rather stinky note.

Joanna shared, "Seeing it there, assaulting all my senses, reminded me so much of Tom towards the end of our time together." Despite her efforts to avoid memories of him, such as avoiding their old hangouts and watching 'Taskmaster' solo, the sight of the bag brought everything rushing back.

"Tom didn't own a dog, but the image of a discarded bag of foulness swaying in the breeze was so fitting," she added. "Maybe I should snap a picture and send it to him as a reminder that he's still on my mind. I'm sure he won't misinterpret that."

In response, Tom Booker quipped, "She's mistaken about me. I wouldn't be caught dead picking up dog poop."

Source: The Daily Mash (UK)

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