Cowboy builders praise Trump for f**king off leaving job half-done

Cowboy builders across the globe have found a new role model in none other than Donald Trump. In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads, these builders have tipped their hats to Trump for his unique approach to project management—namely, leaving the job half-done and riding off into the sunset.

Much like the notorious builders who promise the world and deliver a pile of bricks, Trump's sudden exit from the White House has been hailed as a masterclass in unfinished business. 'He's one of us,' said one admiring builder, 'Just without the tool belt.'

The builders are reportedly in awe of Trump’s ability to start grand projects, like a border wall or health care reform, and then simply move on to the next big thing, leaving chaos in his wake. So, while the world debates the implications of his presidency, cowboy builders are celebrating a kindred spirit who knows when to say, 'Job done!'—or at least, 'job done enough.'

Source: The Daily Mash (UK)

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