A builder working on Donald Trump’s new White House extension has had his contract terminated after he questioned a part of the architectural plans labeled ‘The Jeffry Epstein Memorial Sex Slave Dungeon’.

“I simply asked what this 40,000 square foot basement area with a secret entrance and a ‘Prince Andrew Commemorative Massage Parlour’ was all about and I immediately had my security clearance revoked,” the contractor said.

“I’m all for increasing the size of the White House, but I was just curious about why there was an underground network of tunnels on the plans labeled 'Melania Not Allowed In Here'. And yeah, I get that there needs to be space for computer servers, but a whole level dedicated to 'computer hard-drives' does seem excessive.”

The White House later clarified that the dungeon was merely a codename for ‘multi-use office space’. “Look, it’s Washington. We call a war a ‘peacekeeping mission’ and an oil subsidy a ‘climate initiative’. So when we say ‘Sex Slave Dungeon’ we actually just mean open plan offices,” a spokesperson said.

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Headline by Anthony Bell