Netflix has called it quits on its partnership with Meghan Markle because her show, which was supposed to offer a peek into her glamorous life, ended up being more about jam than anything else. These are the spicy tidbits from their leaked emails:

17/1/26: Netflix was less than thrilled with Meghan's 'fruit rainbow' and 'edible flower sprinkles,' calling them a poor return on their $100 million investment.

22/1/26: The streaming giant was expecting more screen time for Prince Harry, expressing confusion about his whereabouts since he's barely been seen.

3/2/26: Netflix felt that jam-making didn't quite cut it for a show premise and suggested Meghan add some drama, perhaps a row with Harry about his lack of royal duties.

13/2/26: Netflix advised against making 'lavender towels' and suggested crafts that would resonate more with the average viewer.

20/2/26: Ratings were dismal, with viewers questioning Meghan's connections and authenticity, and Netflix wasn't shy about sharing the bad news.

26/2/26: Meghan's proposal for a more jam-centric show and her idea to digitally insert herself into Oscar-nominated films were politely rejected.

5/3/26: Netflix officially pulled the plug on With Love, Meghan, citing a lack of passion and content that felt more like microwaving flowers than entertainment.

9/3/26: In a cheeky twist, Netflix reached out to the Princess of Wales for a new lifestyle show, hinting that their viewers are still yearning for lavender towels and edible flower sprinkles.