'Breast is best' agrees bloke who's never been that into arses

61-year-old Roy Hobbs, a man who couldn't care less about the breastfeeding debate, has found himself a surprising champion of it thanks to a bit of a mix-up with the phrase 'Breast is best'. Roy, who has been a fan of breasts since his younger days watching the Confessions films, shared his thoughts: "Long legs and toned abs are nice, but for me, it's all about the breasts every time."

Roy isn't trying to sway anyone's political views, acknowledging that his preference might seem controversial, especially with the current Labour government in power. "I'm not here to tell people what to do. If you're all about Kim Kardashian, that's your business. As for me, bums just remind me of their other... functions," he added.

Emma Howard from The Breastfeeding Network is thrilled to have Roy's support, even if it's a bit unintentional. She commented, "Breast milk is perfect for growing babies, and it's wonderful that a childless, single man is such a passionate advocate."

When asked if past controversies, like those involving Nestlé, affected his views, Roy quipped, "Was she in Nuts?"

Source: The Daily Mash (UK)

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