The animal kingdom has orchestrated a unique birthday surprise for Sir David Attenborough's 100th birthday—a performance by a stripper!

The audacious gift is set to be presented at his Royal Albert Hall celebration, courtesy of a mountain gorilla.

Silverback Wayne Hayes commented, "Pooling our resources was a challenge since none of us have jobs, but we couldn't let the milestone go unnoticed."

"While some may question the appropriateness given his age, everyone deserves a laugh with a spirited performance from a talented dancer," added Wayne.

The dancer will arrive in a costume as a policewoman, ready to 'take down his particulars' and perform a memorable lapdance, all while singing 'Happy Birthday'.

Sir David, in jest, noted, "They truly picked up on all those hints I've been dropping over the years."