In a jovial turn of events, Keir Starmer admitted to partaking in a harmless prank that left many in stitches. Describing the act in detail, Starmer giggled as he recounted 'top-decking' the cisterns, a move typically reserved for mischievous teens. The politician's antics served as a light-hearted distraction from the usual political discourse.
Source: The Daily Mash (UK)