In a hilarious twist on honeymoon planning, newly-married Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has compiled a list of romantic destinations, all conveniently located in electorates with a margin of less than 5%. While his wife Jodie initially had her heart set on Europe, Albo suggests the exotic allure of places like Bridgeman Downs in Brisbane.

According to Albo, "There's nothing more romantic than putting on the high-vis and visiting a local manufacturing plant in a must-win seat. Why go to Monte Carlo when you can go to Eden-Monaro?"

Despite Jodie's subtle hints about Fiji or Italy, the PM playfully counters with suggestions like Bridgeman Downs or a cozy staycation in North Epping. He has even mapped out an itinerary that includes Joondalup, a spot he assures is just as enchanting as any overseas destination.

Albo's top five honeymoon picks include:

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  Joondalup, WA - A seat held by ALP with a margin of 2.89%, this spot offers delightful strolls through shopping complexes and a chance to engage with locals on pressing electoral issues.


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  Everton Hills, QLD - Known more for its hardware stores than its beaches, this location is perfect for those who find romance in practical settings.


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  Croydon North, VIC - Not a traditional romantic hotspot, but its marginal status makes it a prime candidate for political lovebirds.


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  Epping, NSW - Forget harbourside dining; this destination offers aquatic leisure and hard hats, ideal for a media call.


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  Holden Hill, SA - Slightly outside the 5% margin, but its strategic importance can't be ignored. It promises fast-food delights and press conference opportunities.

So, while others might dream of Paris or the Amalfi Coast, Albo's honeymoon plans are all about strategic charm and electoral appeal. It's the ultimate blend of love and politics!