Air Force One turns back after mid-air bowel explosion

Air Force One was compelled to return to the US following a mid-air bowel explosion that temporarily blacked out the windows, causing a commotion on board. The explosive incident occurred in the plane's front section where the President of the United States and his staff were seated.

The detonation was severe enough to necessitate an immediate return for industrial cleaning by soldiers in Hazmat suits. Journalist Ryan Whittaker, who was aboard in the press section, described the event as an unexpected 'deafening wet splat' that left the windows obscured by a dark substance.

The situation escalated as the stench hit, oxygen masks deployed, and the plane experienced electrical malfunctions due to the substance seeping into the system, resulting in a significant altitude drop.

Amidst the chaos, passengers were subjected to the odor, with one passenger reportedly almost losing consciousness. The journey back was described as nightmarish, with screams echoing from the front, including cries from Marco Rubio about the substance getting into his mouth, while a voice reassured him that he should feel 'honored.'

Upon landing, passengers were swiftly moved to a new aircraft, with assurances that the incident had nothing to do with President Trump.

Source: The Daily Mash (UK)

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