In a startling development in the ongoing saga surrounding the late Jeffrey Epstein, U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi reportedly informed President Donald Trump during a routine Oval Office briefing that Trump's name was tattooed all over Epstein's body. The tattoos reportedly covered every inch of Epstein’s skin below the neck, showcasing various styles from new school to American traditional.

An inside source revealed that while this was not the main focus of the meeting, the presence of Trump’s name surrounded by hearts, daisies, and roses was noted multiple times. Epstein also reportedly sported tattoos of other names, including 'Bill Gates' in bold gothic calligraphy across his midriff, and a majestic merman resembling Alan Dershowitz on his inner thigh.

At press time, a House subcommittee had passed a motion to subpoena photos of Epstein’s 'Donnie' tramp stamp, indicating that this bizarre twist might lead to further revelations.