The female libido is mysterious, wilful, and relishes adventurous sex that leaves the dusty bedroom behind for wild lust in exotic locations. Take her to any of these and you’re in:

A school fête Portaloo: Festival portaloos have seen it all, but at a school summer fair? It's fresh and thrilling. You're the only couple ever to experience the gentle thump of Splat the Rat and the Hook-A-Duck stall's rippling, making it unforgettable.

A supermarket trolley shelter: These structures protect trolleys from the elements, making it all the more exciting to be riding bareback within one, sans pound in the slot. The risk of being seen through the plexiglass and the rain heightens the experience.

The bedroom of a show home: Clean, uncanny, with stock images and lifeless flowers. Tell the estate agent you need to test the four-bed new build's potential by stripping down to your blue shoe covers. The 'King’s Moat Garden Village' appeal is undeniable.

A building site: Forbidden and thrilling. Don your hi-viz and hard hats for love in the shadow of machinery or up scaffolding. The cement dust adds an irresistible touch.

Her parents’ bedroom: A secret dream for many women. Catsitting is the perfect cover to sneak upstairs, drape in their John Lewis throw, and leave a naughty mark on their counterpane.