Patrick Draper: 100% authentic secret to achieving complete existential fulfilment (Includes free biscuits)

As unlikely as it sounds, Draper has discovered and implemented a guaranteed means of achieving a lifelong unwavering total zen-like oneness with the universe. 

He got the idea while at a funeral and he’s been meaning to share it for ages, but he’s been busy painting his shed and then the brickwork on the house needed re pointing and, before you know it, another year’s passed by and he’s still not told anyone about it. 

Don’t miss this chance to be part of history as life’s great mystery is revealed before your amazed and astounded faces; it’ll only take an hour, and there are free biscuits too. 

The comedy material is consistently funny and Draper’s fairly dark take on the world is delivered with a deceptive lightness. 

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – Highly Recommended Show – Paul Levy Fringe Review 

A bulletproof opening act with an inventive turn of phrase and endearingly droll delivery - Stagefright

Comedy Deadpan Genius - Jon Pearson 

A wonderful level of mental dexterity and stagecraft. - Notts Comedy Review 

Sharp-witted, dry comic, who goes down well with all audiences. - Funhouse Comedy