This week in Mash History: Black Death enquiry finds it was caused by conjunction of planets, 1355

Gran getting into vinyl

Burqa Ejected From Senate for Bringing In Pauline Hanson

Bunnings Releases ‘England Middle Order’ Camp Chairs: “They Collapse in Seconds”

BOM Says $96 Million Website Bill Actually Only $35 Million When Converted to Celsius

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes Surpasses 30 Million Views Across Specials on 800 Pound Gorilla

We ask you: so did you manage to get anyone before the end of cuffing season, or what?

Gillian Anderson's acting career succession of ever more challenging wanks

Your astrological week ahead for November 22nd, with Psychic Bob

Solomon vs Hinch: A guide for husbands who couldn't care less

Pretty sure I can blame all my shite parenting on lockdown, concludes dad

Wicked: For Good perfectly syncs with The Wizard of Oz, claims stoner

'So we were right all along?' conclude anti-lockdown twats

The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Trump, not the best person to be making piggy comparisons

Ashes update: 319-7 past 44.4, eight stumps, two wickets, no ducks, cloudless, test

​​How to cope with feeling sad for people who own £2 million houses

Here's your f**king photos of snow you won't stop sending, says media

The five Pornhub videos that tell the real story of the UK's Covid response

'How much do you pay for petrol?': Unanswerable father-in-law questions

Why I tracked and killed the seagull who nicked my chips, by Cynthia Erivo

I also was thinking ‘nipples’ when I met Kate Winslet, confirms King

Is this Meghan's strangest moment yet? Because if so, it's not particularly strange

Publishing Reserve Price Would Punish Dishonest Agents, Real Estate Institute Complains

Rufat Agayev Breaks Out With a Hilarious Debut Special, 'The Bad Rufat'

Add Brodi Snook’s “Villain” To Your Must Watch List

How we met: Shabana Mahmood and Tommy Robinson

Is your post-coital behaviour romantic or off-putting? A quiz