We ask you: what f**king awful show are you taking to this year's Edinburgh Fringe?

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Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel

New mother giving up work to post photos of child full-time

Lohan still looking pretty good for all the drugs, doctors have to admit

Paranoid Android, and other songs at least five minutes too long

The Archbishop of Canterbury on… how long till the next Tommy Robinson Crowdfunder?

Man horrified at girlfriend's halved body count while she's unimpressed by his doubled one

Elder Millennial opens zip file of cherished memories

Home prices plummet from ‘not a fucking chance’ to ‘look into buying for 5 seconds before giving up’ levels

Trump says Canada backing Palestinian statehood jeopardizes U.S. trade deal he was gonna break anyway

CBS to replace entire lineup with reruns of 'The Apprentice'

Wong clarifies that Australia only sells 'non-lethal' Death Star parts

Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race

How Aid Is Distributed In Gaza

Oreo And Reese’s Team Up To Sicken Dogs

Trump Sues Safeway Circular For False Ham Claims

Fishing without a licence, and other petty but cool entries in your criminal record

Barber and customer in conspiracy of silence over receding hair

Not repeating what Mummy said about Auntie Emma: Seven occasions to teach children the importance of lying

Man repeatedly cheating gives girlfriend the ick

Five English towns I would rather not be given the freedom of, by Sarina Wiegman

Trump Examined By Doctor After Acknowledging Existence Of Suffering

Western World to recognize Palestine as a state in September if it’s still there